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Before we go any further, this is a disclaimer: we are not lawyers. Our lawyer made us write this.

Under threat of bodily harm, we had to include legal disclaimer contained on the site. Specifically, these include:

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Comments on this website are the sole responsibility of their writers and those writers will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment.

The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed.

This site is not intended nor implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice.

You the reader should ALWAYS consult his or her healthcare provider to determine the appropriateness of the information for their own situation or if they have any questions regarding a medical condition or treatment plan.

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Although it may claim otherwise, this website does not offer legal, medical, psychiatric, veterinary, gynecological, archaeological, astronomical, astrological, ontological, paleontological, philosophical, toxicological, audiological, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological, terminological, dermatological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, phonological, technological, hematological, or any kind of advice other than writers’ own experiences, which may not be yours.

Whew, that was a mouthful!!! Anyways, just enjoy the content and we look forward to your feedback!

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